What is a Crit-ism?
During a critique, those participating can say some really obscure things. Sometimes it is lack of sleep or ego, other times the piece of art in discussion is so outrageous and edgy a normal comment or descriptive word just wouldn't do. This page of "crit-isms" hopes to capture those art and design school moments.CritQuotes
Profound statements made during critiques from professors, students, guest critics, and others.CritCode
Design lingo used in critiques so often that you begin to forget the definition.Submitted CritQuotes
"You're exceptionally attractive, so I'm going to talk some bullshit about how wonderful your creative vision is, but will fail to mention that you completely ripped off everything you saw in the Tate Modern on your semester abroad in London. Please don't read between the lines, but your art sucks - you'll still probably go far."
"Those flanges look like shit."
"How it is, what it is, is what it is."
"This is a caricature of an emerging indiocy in humans."
"Your color sense is raw."
"Designer's are here to just draw smooth edges of our products."
"I've worked with a bench pin that's more of a designer than you are."
"You should burn this [pause] I mean I don't want to see this reincarnated. I don't want to see this brought back to life. Just burn it."
"I wish I had a dog so I could go home and kick it." (Said by Graphic Design prof. after being upset with students work)
"That color palette is so dark, it makes me want to slit my wrists."
"You are a god [pause] a goddamn idiot."
"This is basiclly the worst application of paint I have ever seen on paper..."
"You think that looks appetizing? Maybe you should take up a job in drycleaning!"
"Nostalgia is a liar."
"Looks like a serial killer's crawlspace". (In reference to a student's still life)
"You should be a writer" - said to me after my freshman drawing teacher did my numerology chart.
"Your work is really conceptually shallow." (this followed a one hour discussion on the concept of, yes, hot sauce)
"I don't want to imply anything, or burst your bubble. But there is a very obvious vagina in the center of your composition and I think everyone sees it but you."
"You could have blown your nose on this and it would have looked better."
"This isn't worth the paper it's printed on."
"I cut myself with the x-acto while doing this, and I decided to incorporate my blood into the design. I think it turned out well."
"Now we are going to burn all the work you did all summer; you will learn to detach from your art... say what!!!???"
"There is a difference between plagerism and appropriation...who can tell me the difference?"
"So what drugs made this alright?"
Submitted CritCode
Didactic
Paradigm
Techtonically
Vernacular
Modernity
Postmodern
Synergy
Rectilinear
Juxtaposition
Stylized
Modularity
Geometricize
Quintessential
